Perhaps one of the reasons why I’m still single is that my dating profiles aren’t up to par. Would a funnier approach serve me better? Or maybe I need to add in more movie quotes? Either way, it’s clear that I need help. Thankfully. there’s now a web based Dating Profile Generator that can help me write a killer bio. All I have to do is select one of the following options: cheesy, sleazy, earnest, poetic, self-effacing, arrogant, or angry. Then fill out a few more questions about desired characteristics and traits Mad Libs style and it’s off to the races.
Here’s the profile that was created for me off of a cheesy, Harry Potter themed template:
“Athletic futurist seeks nerdy woman with perfect face for antiquing, hiking and maybe more…
A wise wizard once said, ‘Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.’ With that in mind…
Hello ladies! I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I’m a sweet kind of chap, who likes nothing more than antiquing with the right woman.
The first thing people usually notice about me is my funny personality, closly followed by my smashing arms. I’m the man for you, if you like great arms and legs, particularly combined with ample baby oil.
I work as a futurist, helping people. This allows me to exercise my skills: leadership and fundamentals.
- Recieve a telegram from an owl
- Fall in love with you
- Become the best futurist I can be
- Help all the people in the world
If you’re the right woman for me, you’ll be nerdy and sexy. You won’t be afraid to hike and will have a healthy respect for opinions.
My ideal date would involve hiking in japan with a freckles woman by my side. While we’re there, I admire your perfect face whilst feeling I’m the luckiest man on the planet.
Let me tell you about a funny thing that happened to me last week. I was just helping an elderly across the road when I was hit by a car. I needed three stitches. BOOM!
And I’ll leave you with a quote from the one-and-only Harry Potter: ‘It seems as though I always knew I’d have to face him in the end.’
Light me fire, babe
Craig”
It’s perfect! Thanks dating profile generator!
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